Ok this a bit

Posh has bought 2 micro pigs for David:
"Victoria Beckham has bought husband David a crackling Christmas pressie – two micro pigs.
She has splashed out £1,400 on the latest must-have celebrity designer
pets.
Posh, 35, took delivery of the nine-inch, 13lb porkers earlier this week.
She has already nicknamed them Elton and David after good friends Elton John and his partner David Furnish.
But insiders say David is likely to have the final say on choosing their names – and is said to be keen on Pinky and Perky.
Our snout says: “What can you possibly buy the multi-millionaire, superstar footballer who has absolutely everything? "
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...5875-21795885/
Cos that's just such a normal pet