What has Daddy taught your toddler to say/do?

**cheeky_biscuit** · 20-11-2006, 08:15pm

It seems Daddy's want their LO's to say weird things, I think DH want's Emma to be weird, so the boys won't chase her

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This week he has taught her to say
"wah wah wee woo" like Borat

and to ask for "milky milky" instead of milk

What has Daddy taught your LO? (or is my DH just incredibly odd?!)

flouncing queen · 20-11-2006, 08:18pm

well just before jakes dad left he taught him to burp on demand 18 month old and he can make him self burp, and no he hasnt changed jake is still doing it at 7

**Angie** · 20-11-2006, 08:20pm

Well Liam is stell fairly young so can't be trained to do too many 'amusing' tricks yet.

But daddy has taught him to pull a face and yell 'errrrrrr' (not sure how to type that, but it's basically a noise of disgust) whenever anyone farts. Liam has also added pointing at the culprit and yelling 'fart' to this now.

I suppose OH could have taught him worse!

**BJMac** · 20-11-2006, 08:31pm

Rob (being Northern) has taught Dixie to say "oreet" and "hey up cock" - spoken like a true Northerner

**~Twiggy~** · 20-11-2006, 08:33pm

All of Daddies tricks. I am going to suffer later in life because of it too.

**LME** · 20-11-2006, 08:43pm

Nothing that I know of yet.....although I'm sure Katie's going to have some interesting language in the car for life.

**Toots** · 20-11-2006, 09:04pm

Rebecca's daddy taught her to say 'westside' in an Ali G way and stand like a chav when she was young!! He thought it was hilarious!

He also accidently taught her to say f*** sake when in the car! We didn't know this until we were inTesco a couple of years ago and she was in one of the car trollies they have. She sat there with ine arm on the window ledge saying f*** sake, f*** sake

Cue me saying "yes, lets get some milkshake"

**ChelseaHarvey** · 20-11-2006, 09:10pm

Ummm dean keeps letting them rip and then saying

"who was that" alfie has picked up on it and keeps saying it any time anyone has wind

its hallarious to hear him say it

Dean also swore yesterday saying 2 different words and alfie picked them up straight away

im amazed what he is saying now and how quick he is picking things up

Dean also said that i was mad today and alfie has been saying all afternoon "mummy mad"

**Rowan Tree** · 20-11-2006, 09:23pm

To encourage her to SPEAK on the phone (rather than just the deep breathing she normally does) he has taught her to say "hello, yes, oh really!". It pretty much does for all conversations.

She practises when not on the phone too, bless her.

the latest thing is "respect Dadda's nose!", because she is going through a hitting phase and he is fed up with his (quite big) nose getting the brunt of her violence. She says (especk Dadda nose)

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**Franny** · 20-11-2006, 10:32pm

Originally Posted by ChelseaHarvey

Ummm dean keeps letting them rip and then saying

"who was that" alfie has picked up on it and keeps saying it any time anyone has wind

its hallarious to hear him say it

Rebecca broke wind the other day and looked at me and said 'that's you.'

**Badgirl** · 20-11-2006, 10:39pm

OH has taught Nathan to announce when he farts

and do prentend burps

Unfortunately Nathan picked my Mums sunday dinner to try out these new tricks

- OH should be ashamed of himself

**Monkey Chops** · 20-11-2006, 10:42pm

Well, DH is adamant he didn't teach him it but I'm not so sure. We were all in our bedroom last week, DH was changing Jack for bed and I was changing out of my work clothes and took my top off to a shout of "boobs!" and a lot of pointing and laughing.

**Nikki02** · 20-11-2006, 10:44pm

C came to me the other morning and said

''Mummy, I'm a little bugger!''

I said, who told you that

''Daddy did''

**Princess Fiona** · 21-11-2006, 08:43am

He taught her PULL MY FINGER does that count

and when she burps or breaks wind, she bursts out laughing and say's "mummy, poo stink"

Lois Lane · 21-11-2006, 08:46am

DH 'taught' Paige f*** by accident in the car the other week

He also comments on the size of my tummy (thankfully when pregnant or I'd kill him!) to the extent she came downstairs the other morning and said 'hello fat belly'!!!!

**Vickytoria** · 21-11-2006, 09:17am

Originally Posted by hanbanhansa

She sat there with ine arm on the window ledge saying f*** sake, f*** sake

Cue me saying "yes, lets get some milkshake"

That is hilarious!

**Muppetgal** · 21-11-2006, 09:30am

Logan burps on demand (but always says excuse me afterwards!)

Blames farts on ME!

If he's a little scared he will say it's "scary biscuits"

Pull my finger is currently being learned in this house.

Logan also knows how to punch (properly!) but only play punching.

Logan is quite clumsy and OH usually says "jesus son" when he drops something etc. So now anytime Logan drops something or trips he says "jesus son".

I know there are more but these are all I can think about right now.

**RosyLee** · 21-11-2006, 10:04am

OHs have a lot to answer for!

Ben's current tricks from daddy are... trying to 'pop' with his finger in his mouth, but he can't do it, so he puts his finger in his cheek and says 'pop!'

And this morning's new one, he farted whilst sitting on his potty and said 'That was a trump mummy!'

He looked ever so pleased with himself too.

**Spellbound** · 21-11-2006, 04:45pm

My hubby taught Nathan to do the horns of rock

and stand in a rock pose. He also taught him to say 'Are ya alreet!' and 'Alreet geezer' in typical geordie style. I think hubby is hoping Nathan becomes a rock god