Happy Halloween . . . . . .

[So Happy]

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>A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
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>Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image
>of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
>him.
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>Terrified, the man begins
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>FASTER...
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>FASTER...
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>He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
>slams and locks the door behind him.
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>However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
>clapping
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>on his heels, the terrified man runs.
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>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
>pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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>With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
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>Bumping and clapping toward him.
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>The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
>but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
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>Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
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>and,
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>(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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>The coffin stops

[Timothy's Mum]

[Amethyst]

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Amethyst x

[parkejm]

[racqy-rooster]

Very good

[Shaybabe]

[Lucky 13]

[Toots]

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