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    Damsel Diva Peony
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    Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    DH has just said he's never seen the Queen yawn and well she must do and she must also fart. Do you have to take the rap for her if it's a stinky or noisey fart?

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    Grinchy Old Carp
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    She would NEVER do such things

    Eta and if she did, it would be just a tiny fragrant parp; you wouldn't even notice...
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    Damsel Diva Peony
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    Woods of Windsor Lily of the Valley scented?

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    Invisable Chell
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    At her age I bet she farts loads. The older my Nan got the more she pumped and the stinkier they were. As she lost her hearing she thought nobody could hear them.
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    .......... Damsel Adelelee
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    I bet she does and then either blames Phillip or the corgis!!
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    Damsel Diva gemz_scottie
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    of course she does lol , altho you can't imagine her farting!

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    Truly Blessed bluekat
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    I imagine Queenie does those ones that sneak out a little bit at a time with every step she takes.

    ETA, thinking about it, she probably just lets rip. No-one but no-one is going to pull her up for it are they?

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    Damsel Diva Jubjub
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?



    She's filtering one out through the whicker chair here. She timed it so Cherie would inhale most of it before anyone caught a whiff.


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    Truly Blessed bluekat
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    Truly Blessed bluekat
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    Tone would have taken the blame in any case.

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    Truly Blessed bluekat
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    Either Queenie or Phil the Greek farts here:


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    Damsel Diva gemz_scottie
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    LMAO BK...thats affa funny!! me thinks its was Philip!!

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    Grinchy Old Carp
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    Yeah that's definitely Phillip; it looks like it's not the first it he's done it, judging by Queenie's face

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    .......... Damsel Adelelee
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    BK that is brilliant

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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chell View Post
    At her age I bet she farts loads. The older my Nan got the more she pumped and the stinkier they were. As she lost her hearing she thought nobody could hear them.


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    Tits McGee WeeBird
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    Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    Blukat, that is superb
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