Funny things your kids say!

**popinjay1** · 17-04-2012, 12:13pm

Tried to find the original thread but couldn't. Have to share these two conversations. Claire is 8, Amy 6.

Over dinner 2 days ago.
Claire: mummy I know you have to have sex to have a baby.
Me: what is sex Claire?
Claire: it's when a man and a woman take all their clothes off and cuddle.
Amy (eyes wide in shock): all there clothes, even their pants??

And today I overheard the girls talking at breakfast.
Amy: so if u cuddle two boys would u get two babies.
Claire: no you would get one baby but wouldn't know who the Dad was.

They grow up far too fast these days....

**nattylou** · 17-04-2012, 12:26pm

Mason (6) this morning.

"Mummy, what are you doing?"
"Putting face cream on."
"Why?"
"Because it makes Mummy a little bit more beautiful."
"Well, it's not working cos you look the same every day."

Thank you son. Bless him.

**jobey** · 17-04-2012, 12:44pm

After a trip to the Natural History Museum in London i asked my daughter M (4) what her favourite part of the day had been. She said "going on the pipe". She meant the tube

I've actually been writing down all the things they say that make me laugh and popping them in a jar. At the end of the year we're going to go through and read them all again

**Oana** · 17-04-2012, 12:45pm

Originally Posted by jobey

I've actually been writing down all the things they say that make me laugh and popping them in a jar. At the end of the year we're going to go through and read them all again

I love that idea too Jobey

**Miss P** · 17-04-2012, 01:04pm

I love these threads so thanks for the new one popinjay

**noo noo** · 17-04-2012, 01:32pm

This was my friends 8 year old daughter...

Sticks up two closed fingers "Mum, is it this way" turns them around "or this way that's a square word"

**Corette** · 17-04-2012, 08:02pm

My 4 year old on a flight yesterday said "My ears just farted"

**Franny** · 18-04-2012, 10:36am

These are funny.

My DD tried corned beef for the first time yesterday and pulled a face, handed me it back and said, 'Ugh, it tastes like old granny's poo.' I said, 'Well, how do you know? Have you ever tasted old granny's poo?'

**nattylou** · 18-04-2012, 11:33am

Originally Posted by Oana

I love that idea too Jobey

I write all of them down in a special notebook, and periodically re-read them. There are some classics in there, from when dd was about 2.5, and she's 9 now.

**Lu Lu** · 19-04-2012, 09:40pm

I finally got one of these from J today (5)

J: Daddy, how do robbers get into people's houses
Daddy: well, sometimes they just bash people's doors down
J: But they're not giants!!

love it!

**cheeky_biscuit** · 19-04-2012, 10:16pm

We have kept a few on DHs iPhone notes bit.
Dd1 us 7; "when I'm 17 and I can drive I'm going to borrow your car and take dd2 to the build a bear a workshop. We might meet boys that fancy us".
She has no idea what "fancy" means but seems a safe place to start.

**Skipping Girl** · 20-04-2012, 01:26am

Friend's 2yo said today 'Mummy, let's get up and rock this day!'

Love that idea, Jobey, wish we had done that! Will start now.

Kat
x

**Duckie** · 20-04-2012, 09:37am

Anna walked into the kitchen the other day and announced, "Mummy, the telly's knackered"

. Oops

, I'm blaming DH for using that one in front of her

.

**cheeky_biscuit** · 03-05-2012, 09:03pm

While I was getting a shoulder of lamb ready for the oven dd2 (4);
"is that what the inside of a lamb looks like?" "yes"
Then getting more upset; "what would that lambs mother say if she knew the shop man killed her lamb? The shop mans really mean".

**tinkerbell** · 04-05-2012, 01:35pm

Betty aged 4 - 'Mummy can you pass me the remote I can't be asked to get up'
Me- 'You can't be asked?'
Betty - 'Yes it means I can't be bothered, you say it all the time!'

**Sam** · 04-05-2012, 01:41pm

Originally Posted by tinkerbell

Betty aged 4 - 'Mummy can you pass me the remote I can't be asked to get up'
Me- 'You can't be asked?'
Betty - 'Yes it means I can't be bothered, you say it all the time!'

**jellybean** · 04-05-2012, 01:47pm

dd (5) - mummy come here I want to hi-5 your bottom.

play fighting her uncle and I told her not to hit 'i'm not hitting mummy, I'm patting his back really hard!'

**jellybean** · 04-05-2012, 01:49pm

I have a list too. but some got lost when my computer crashed

**Dunkling** · 04-05-2012, 02:23pm

Originally Posted by popinjay1

And today I overheard the girls talking at breakfast.
Amy: so if u cuddle two boys would u get two babies.
Claire: no you would get one baby but wouldn't know who the Dad was.

This just had me howling!!!!