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  • Does the Queen yawn or fart?

    DH has just said he's never seen the Queen yawn and well she must do and she must also fart. Do you have to take the rap for her if it's a stinky or noisey fart?

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    She would NEVER do such things

    Eta and if she did, it would be just a tiny fragrant parp; you wouldn't even notice...

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      Woods of Windsor Lily of the Valley scented?

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        At her age I bet she farts loads. The older my Nan got the more she pumped and the stinkier they were. As she lost her hearing she thought nobody could hear them.

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          I bet she does and then either blames Phillip or the corgis!!

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            of course she does lol , altho you can't imagine her farting!

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              I imagine Queenie does those ones that sneak out a little bit at a time with every step she takes.

              ETA, thinking about it, she probably just lets rip. No-one but no-one is going to pull her up for it are they?

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                She's filtering one out through the whicker chair here. She timed it so Cherie would inhale most of it before anyone caught a whiff.

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                    Tone would have taken the blame in any case.

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                      Either Queenie or Phil the Greek farts here:

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                        LMAO BK...thats affa funny!! me thinks its was Philip!!

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                          Yeah that's definitely Phillip; it looks like it's not the first it he's done it, judging by Queenie's face

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                            BK that is brilliant

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                              Re: Does the Queen yawn or fart?

                              Originally posted by Chell View Post
                              At her age I bet she farts loads. The older my Nan got the more she pumped and the stinkier they were. As she lost her hearing she thought nobody could hear them.

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