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*Marti*
31-10-2007, 07:50am
For us its out arm chair.

First she puked on it, it was a cheapy ikea one so I cant take it apart to wash it. Tried out best but now theres a massive stain.

Then when the throw was drying after her puking incident shes drew on it with her crayons.

Today she had put crumpets on it:doh:

Why dont i just give her some cherryade or something and let her wild?!

I think the chair is destined for the bin!:nod:
Azana
31-10-2007, 07:52am
My life :tongue: - when they don't sleep that is...!!!

No seriously S always always pulls my books down from the shelves in the front room - looks at me and says "n-o-o" :doh:
BJMac
31-10-2007, 07:54am
Yes, our conservatory blinds :hissyfit: . We have those vertical boring officey style blinds, which are held in place at the bottom with some plastic cord thing, which Dixie will stand quietly and pull apart, so that I hve to go and thread the whole bloody lot again :doh: .
*Marti*
31-10-2007, 07:56am
Little Rascals:twisted: :teehee:
icclebunny
31-10-2007, 08:00am
Everything electrical. She's beggared up the remote control from the digibox from throwing it (cos she knows if she throws it hard the back pops off and the batteries shoot out):rolleyes:

She's destroyed my laptop and my iBook, and the wires on the keyboard Im using now are hanging on by a thread - she's also renamed all my iMac's desktop files :faint: so I dont know what's what
Chocolate Lips
31-10-2007, 08:20am
Like Azana, my books. She is a real bookworm but sometimes hers arent good enough and she likes nothing better than to sit there reading two books of mine in particular - either Toddler Taming or When Your Baby Cries.
Bluebabe75
31-10-2007, 08:32am
The alphabetical arrangement of our CDs :lol:

Also my baby books.... he LOVES them (I think because they have babies in) and as soon as they're left within reach he's going through them :rolleyes: And any magazine / catalogue etc... he loves ripping the pages out.
cherry fizz
31-10-2007, 08:54am
My sanity :lol:

Oh and my ibook laptop thing. BANG BANG BANG!
*Marti*
31-10-2007, 08:57am
:teehee: Yep cliona is hellbent on ruining my sleep pattern!:hissyfit:
ditab
31-10-2007, 11:25am
My Next catalogues. He seeks them out, sits there leafing through them for a good 10 minutes and then starts folding & tearing the pages. It really does keep him occupied, though - I consider it £3.75 well spent :lol:
DKNI
31-10-2007, 11:45am
My Next catalogues. He seeks them out, sits there leafing through them for a good 10 minutes and then starts folding & tearing the pages. It really does keep him occupied, though - I consider it £3.75 well spent :lol:

Argos books are an even cheaper option should you want your next catalogue.

Kane is awful for emptying cupboards and drawers and wiping things on my sofa. I know it might sound weird but I am actually GLAD I have a white leather sofa as you can see EXACTLY whats on the thing and not sit in snot or mushed up sweets.

Dylan was by far an angel in comparison.
But has joined in trashing every last thing in my house. Oh how lucky I was for the first 2 years of motherhood
Lilybett
31-10-2007, 11:54am
My dressing table stool. In the past 6 months she has:

Thrown orange juice all over it
Mashed banana into it
Drawn on it with biro three times
And on Monday night she found a glitter eyeshadow (I have no idea where she got it from) and ground it into the fabric :shock: It now looks dreadful and I have no idea how to get it out :cry:
ditab
31-10-2007, 12:22pm
Argos books are an even cheaper option should you want your next catalogue.



You'd think so, wouldn't you :lol: ? Nah, he knows the difference - I guess it must be the hard covers he likes, makes it feel like a proper hardback book or something. Either that or he's going to be a fashion designer and is just starting early :clap:
DKNI
31-10-2007, 12:27pm
You'd think so, wouldn't you :lol: ? Nah, he knows the difference - I guess it must be the hard covers he likes, makes it feel like a proper hardback book or something. Either that or he's going to be a fashion designer and is just starting early :clap:

See Kane the Destroyer in our house is not fussy. If its left on its own for long enough he sees it as a legitmate target and fair game.
Fitmonkey
31-10-2007, 12:28pm
The contents of my bedside cabinet!

Isabelle likes taking my nail varnishes out of the box I keep them in and throwing them around the bedroom. One day 2 are going to hit each other and ooze nail varnish all over my carpet!

Also, she doesn't like my perfumes being in their boxes. Every morning without fail she removes them and throws the boxes on the floor then puts the perfume back in my drawer.:loco:

This morning whilst I was having a shower she emptied a box of panty liners, took them out of the wrappers and removed the sticky bit then threw them on the floor - Ethan asked me why I had such big plasters!!:oops:
Abbie
31-10-2007, 12:32pm
My entire house, but especially Argos catalogues.

Anything in this house is fair game in the world of Grace and I'm forever following her around mending broken things, standing up things she's knocked over, putting things away that she's got out and strewn everywhere.

Argos catalogues take a real battering, we've given up with them now and browse online, I don't think one has ever lasted 24 hours.

Oh, and the TV gets a battering, the Sky card is always removed (I've had 4 cards in as many months) and there's always something smeared over the screen. She took a custard cream apart this morning and stuck them over Cbeebies Puy's face shreiking YUK - GO WAY!

I think the whole house breathes a huge sigh of relief when she goes to sleep