Damsels with Tickers...liberate yourselves!

[Pikeypants]

I have to say that being on this site SANS ticker is sooo liberating!

I feel like a Damsel, not just a Mummy :boobies:

So I dare you to strip your ticker & see how it feels- find a quote, a picture, a saying that describes you, your user name or defines a Damsel... gawn see how it feels! :ellie:

[RedTiger]

I don't have a ticker here (just a piccie of myself as an avatar :wik: ) Just laziness, haven't bothered to add one but I don't miss it. Having one does help to remind me how long i've got to buy Ryan's birthday pressie though.

[August Girl]

I agree Pikey :pants:

I'm leaving mine off as I want to be free to post on all boards on Damsels and me 'me' instead of just a mom. On HB though I just used to remove it for non-family boards.

[Adelelee]

Have done so MIss Pikey :pants: , got myself a quote, just like you said :ellie: :ellie: :ellie: :ellie: :laff:

[Pikeypants]

Have done so MIss Pikey :pants: , got myself a quote, just like you said :ellie: :ellie: :ellie: :ellie: :laff:

Well hello there Damsel 8)

[*Fallen Angel*]

Just taken mine off, it seemed to take over my entire screen for some reason :huh:

[Pikeypants]

Here is the Spam scene from :monty: for you AA- I'm sure you can find a quote in there!

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[dora the ex...]

ive taken my ticker off now :wik: no idea what to put in its place.. :roll:

[bisy backson]

pikes - are you some kind of cult leader or something??? why is everyone doing what you say???? :shock: (i know it doesn't happen anywhere else frinstance...)

anyway, i never had one neither so there innit :boobies:

bbxx

[Muppetgal]

:boobies:

omg, I nearly fell off my chair when I saw this!!!

[Damsella]

She's fun isn't she, Muppetgal? I couldn't resist her boob shaking ways!! (The smiley, I mean, not Bisy.)

:boobies:

[Matilde]

When i registered I didn't bother with finding my ticker and pasting it here and have to admit that even though I am going to be mentioning baba a lot because she is such a big part of my life, i also thought it LIBERATING not to be a mummy all the time

hence the teapot!

[Pikeypants]

When i registered I didn't bother with finding my ticker and pasting it here and have to admit that even though I am going to be mentioning baba a lot because she is such a big part of my life, i also thought it LIBERATING not to be a mummy all the time

hence the teapot!

And what a lovely pot it is too :wik: So who's pouring then? You be Mum! :laff:

[Pikeypants]

pikes - are you some kind of cult leader or something??? why is everyone doing what you say???? :shock:

http://i2.tinypic.com/t5rdhg.gif

[Matilde]

And what a lovely pot it is too :wik: So who's pouring then? You be Mum! :laff:

Thanks!!! I really want the kitchen Utensils jug thingie from the asme series (House of Fraser and John Lewis) but Husband says there is no room in our kitcehn for it. We dont have many kitchen surfaces I have to admit.

Yeah, I guess I'll be pouring :roll: , there's no scape is there? sugar?

[bisy backson]

trouble is pikes, that's actually what you look like....

[Cherrypie]

OK, I've taken up the challenge and removed my ticker!

(Thing is - I don't mind being defined as a mummy! :oops: )

[bluecow]

I never added a ticker to this site, although like cherrypie, I don't mind being defined as a mummy because I am but I am also a woman but dont want a ticker saying 'only XXX days til I'm a 32 year old woman! :D

ETA Had to change my age cos I got it wrong :oops:

[Pikeypants]

How many days before you join my hexclusif club for 32 year olds then BC?

Honestly- these people without tickers... :roll:

[Adelelee]

How many days before you join my hexclusif club for 32 year olds then BC?

Honestly- these people without tickers... :roll:

:laff: :laff: :laff: We all do as Pikey says cos she is 'ard and will come and beat us up :laff: :laff:

Adele
xx

P.S.

Not really she is soft as a kitten but dont tell anyone it was me who told you, she has a rep to protect

[bluecow]

How many days before you join my hexclusif club for 32 year olds then BC?

Honestly- these people without tickers... :roll:

I'm not gonna tell! :happyno:

[Adelelee]

How many days before you join my hexclusif club for 32 year olds then BC?

Honestly- these people without tickers... :roll:

I'm not gonna tell! :happyno:

Come on, spit it out, I am sure you are not as old as some of the folks on here (me included :laff: :laff: :laff: ) 36 :shock: :shock: :shock: HOW did that happen!!