*kate*
15-06-2006, 01:28pm
In an attempt to drastically cut the amount I'm spending on shopping, I'm doing an online shop for the big and bulky items and stuff I can't be bothered to go to the supermarket for. But for veg and meat I decided to go to the greengrocer and butcher, despite that fact we live nowhere near either. I managed to cut the online shop by £30 this week.
So I load Josephine into the car, go to the cashpoint, fill the tank with £10 of petrol, tootle off to the greengrocer. Park the car 150 metres away as that's the nearest I can get. Drag the car seat out of the car through the driver's side as it's dangerous on the roadside. Walk 150 metres with back breakingly heavy car seat, stand in a queue with old biddies yakking about their pensions and moaning about the youth of today, get fruit and veg. Drag heavy car seat AND three massive bags of fruit etc back to the car, load car seat, dump bags in the back seat. Drive to butchers along a curvy road, apples and bananas all over the seat.
Get to butchers, park on double yellow lines as it's miles to the nearest legal place. Unload car seat, drag to butchers, get tangled up in those bloody chains they have at the door of butchers. Whack baby on the head with chains. Look a total fool. Get meat, negotiate the chains, drag bag and baby back to the car, reload baby, lose purse. Frantically chase around for purse containing £120, eventually find purse, sweating profusely by this time. Try to take my cardigan off in the car, tangle arms with steering wheel and seat belt (don't ask):zombie: . Eventually drive off and drive 5 miles back home. The car is now on "low fuel".
And I still spent £21, plus £10 petrol :angry: but I did get masses of fruit and veg.
IT'S NOT FECKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! (and the thought of dragging the older two plus baby there in the summer holidays fills me with cold cold fear :shock:)
So I load Josephine into the car, go to the cashpoint, fill the tank with £10 of petrol, tootle off to the greengrocer. Park the car 150 metres away as that's the nearest I can get. Drag the car seat out of the car through the driver's side as it's dangerous on the roadside. Walk 150 metres with back breakingly heavy car seat, stand in a queue with old biddies yakking about their pensions and moaning about the youth of today, get fruit and veg. Drag heavy car seat AND three massive bags of fruit etc back to the car, load car seat, dump bags in the back seat. Drive to butchers along a curvy road, apples and bananas all over the seat.
Get to butchers, park on double yellow lines as it's miles to the nearest legal place. Unload car seat, drag to butchers, get tangled up in those bloody chains they have at the door of butchers. Whack baby on the head with chains. Look a total fool. Get meat, negotiate the chains, drag bag and baby back to the car, reload baby, lose purse. Frantically chase around for purse containing £120, eventually find purse, sweating profusely by this time. Try to take my cardigan off in the car, tangle arms with steering wheel and seat belt (don't ask):zombie: . Eventually drive off and drive 5 miles back home. The car is now on "low fuel".
And I still spent £21, plus £10 petrol :angry: but I did get masses of fruit and veg.
IT'S NOT FECKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! (and the thought of dragging the older two plus baby there in the summer holidays fills me with cold cold fear :shock:)