Who's watching....

[Helsbells]

It's about to start, who's watching (and damselling)?

[seashell]

Me! :smile:

What a gorgeous piccie by the way!!!!

[Angie]

I am!

BRING ON THE CONTESTANTS

[Littlejojo]

me me me

[lewpylew]

I am and going to turn off so I can concentrate!!!!! Feeling a bit sleepy and won't take it all in otherwise!

Enjoy girls xx

[Chocolate Lips]

I am watching, but thats because there is bugger else on tonight.

[Fantasseee]

i'm watching! and msning and damseling!!

Multi task extrordinaire!

[Angie]

What is with the grass in the kitchen? :puzzled:

[Chocolate Lips]

I thought Davina was going to do herself a mischief when she was trying to get off that waterbed.

[seashell]

Joanna, i thought that too. Do you really not like BB much?

[seashell]

I like the chair, it makes a change!

[Jamtart]

I thought Davina was going to do herself a mischief when she was trying to get off that waterbed.

me too :lol:

oooh love the house... cant wait to see the contestants :ellie:

[Damsella]

Davina on the waterbed - all us preggie women have had that beached whale feeling!! :doh: :lol: :lol:

Loving the padded cell... very apt! :bwahaha:

Topping up wine now... here they come...

[polkadotgirl]

I'm here... bring on the freaks! Eeek they already have Bonnie looks like a nice girl :lol:

xxx

[Helsbells]

I like those grassy mounds!!

Joanna - what happened to 'am I the only one .....who couldnt give two hoots about Big Brother' ?????:wink::wink: thought you might get drawn in...

[Chocolate Lips]

Joanna, i thought that too. Do you really not like BB much?

Not anymore, the last few have just been full of wannabees and weirdos. I preferred it when they were slightly more normal.

I already dislike Bonnie.

[Helsbells]

what's with the booing already? not very nice!

[seashell]

They really boo them though dont they straight away! that's not nice:teehee:

[Chocolate Lips]

I like those grassy mounds!!

Joanna - what happened to 'am I the only one .....who couldnt give two hoots about Big Brother' ?????:wink::wink: thought you might get drawn in...

I still couldnt give a hoot but if I dont join in tonight I will be talking to myself :lol: besides none of the other channels have put anything worth watching on - I guess they know everyone will be tuned into C4.

[Jamtart]

Bonnie looks like a rough minging chav :shock: oooh I am sooooo nice!!

[Chocolate Lips]

Bonnie looks like a rough minging chav :shock: oooh I am sooooo nice!!

but you are right!

Her voice is like a mans.

[seashell]

Yes - she sounds awful!!!!!

Hopefully they will have some "normal" people that you can actually 'like'!:rolleyes:

[Jamtart]

Hopefully they will have some "normal" people that you can actually 'like'!:rolleyes:

very doubtful :rolleyes: :teehee:

[Chocolate Lips]

hmmm Pete looks like he is going to be very annoying. I would hate him too.

[Jamtart]

me too Jo!!!

[seashell]

He seems amusing:lol: -

things is though you've got to think, they have to be SO over the top in the auditions dont they, and they might be quite normal/ordinary really...

[Jamtart]

Petes bugging me already

[Jamtart]

OMG pmsl... he fell down the stairs... I bet he feels liek a twat!! :laff:

[Chocolate Lips]

What did the prat do they on the stairs - I hate people so attention seeking. Trying.Too.Hard.

[Helsbells]

do you think he meant to fall down the stairs!!!!!!

how funny:teehee::teehee::teehee::teehee:

[Helsbells]

her voice is grating on me already

[Jamtart]

her voice is grating on me already

Same here!!!!

oooh we have a posh one here... is he the one thats supposed to be Prince Harry's mate??

[Helsbells]

Same here!!!!

oooh we have a posh one here... is he the one thats supposed to be Prince Harry's mate??

yeah

[seashell]

George is quite ordinary!

I really think they shouldnt boo them already!:no:

[Jamtart]

this should be interesting then :teehee:

[Jamtart]

I really think they shouldnt boo them already!:no:

I bet they are told to... :rolleyes:

[Helsbells]

I really hope they didn't just choose the guy with tourette's for amusement value

maybe I'm just being too cynical??

[Chocolate Lips]

Oh he seems more normal.

Why does Bonnie say her name 'Im Bon-eeeerrr' and then the next time she says it properly.

ooh I like the strange scottish man.

[Jamtart]

Jo cos she is trying too hard pmsl

[seashell]

yeah, he seems like a laugh! couldnt understand what he was saying at first with his gay scottish accent:lol:

[Jamtart]

he sounds like he should be on Balamory... in the pink castle :teehee:

oooh she is bugging me saying "Bonn-eerrrrrr"

[Chocolate Lips]

It is so funny how they all keeping calling her Bonner and she has to keep correcting them. Silly moo.

That Shahbaz (sp) reminds me or Mrs Doubtfire.

[Damsella]

Think about how incredibly nervewracking (sp?) it must be - like walking into a party all on your own with everyone in the country watching... :brainache:

[Damsella]

O M G!!!!!!! Those melons!!!!!!!!!

[Helsbells]

35???? is she having a laugh????

[Chocolate Lips]

EEK!! What the hell is that :shock:

[Jamtart]

that porn star IS in!!! I didnt think she would be as it was leaked

[Chocolate Lips]

She was a size 22 or she was 22 stone??

[seashell]

she definatly looks older.

DH is sitting here watching even though he hates it!

[Jamtart]

her boobs dont look as size 'M' to me?????

[Damsella]

OH says it must be her IQ that is 35 :teehee:

[seashell]

was she a porn star? i hadnt followed your earlier threads on here?

[Helsbells]

her boobs dont look as size 'M' to me?????

bigger?? smaller???

She looks like she used the same surgeon as Dolly Parton - I'm surprised she doesn'yt fall over as she's sooooo top heavy!

[Jamtart]

OH says it must be her IQ that is 35 :teehee:

:teehee: pmsl :lol:

[Chocolate Lips]

She is not 35!

I am so glad that I didnt call my daughter Leah now.

[Helsbells]

OH says it must be her IQ that is 35 :teehee:

pmsl:teehee::teehee::teehee:

[Jamtart]

bigger?? smaller???

She looks like she used the same surgeon as Dolly Parton - I'm surprised she doesn'yt fall over as she's sooooo top heavy!

smaller, but then I have never seen a size 'M' before!!!!!!!! they dont look that much bigger than Jordans tbh!

[seashell]

JOanna, LOL!

[Chocolate Lips]

ooh they have the token welsh person for comedy value :teehee:

[Jamtart]

was she a porn star? i hadnt followed your earlier threads on here?

have a look at the 'leaked' thread, there is a link in there

[seashell]

Imogen seems quite nice too, and she's very pretty! (wheres the jealous smiley!!)

[Jamtart]

Imogen seems quite nice too, and she's very pretty! (wheres the jealous smiley!!)

I agree... Miss Wales!

[seashell]

have a look at the 'leaked' thread, there is a link in there

Thanks Jamtart, i'll have a look at that later:smile:

[Helsbells]

smaller, but then I have never seen a size 'M' before!!!!!!!! they dont look that much bigger than Jordans tbh!
O/T but I think they're huge - I'm an H cup and was Lwhen breastfeeding and they look lots bigger than mine.

Maybe I should change my career and become a porn star!!!:boobies::boobies::boobies:

[seashell]

I think there are some nice people in there so far for a change (well some of them:lol: )

[Chocolate Lips]

Yes Imogen seems okay, Mikey is the sexist pig.

[Jamtart]

O/T but I think they're huge - I'm an H cup and was Lwhen breastfeeding and they look lots bigger than mine.

Maybe I should change my career and become a porn star!!!:boobies::boobies::boobies:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :faint: :faint: :faint:

[Helsbells]

Yes Imogen seems okay, Mikey is the sexist pig.

thought he was normal til he opened his bloody mouth - ***ker

[Jamtart]

Mikey is the sexist pig.

Should cause some good arguments and fights :lol: :lol:

[Damsella]

Imogen has star quality - did you see her working the crowd? I predict - now - that she will do well, and that at least two men will be seriously fighting over her.

[seashell]

Yes Imogen seems okay, Mikey is the sexist pig.

Yeah but even so Mikey is more normal than some of the people in their last year - there were more freakish people last year:lol:

[Jamtart]

I think Imogen will do well to Damz... on 1st impressions!

[Hungry Hippo]

Oh no. I can feel my hackles rising at Mikey. What a tit or in the words of my OH what a **** head - I think someone's going to be pushing his beads where the sun don't shine! :teehee:

[Chocolate Lips]

I thought that Mikey was going to be okay too, I think he is just saying all that to be 'controversial'.

[seashell]

Imogen has star quality - did you see her working the crowd? I predict - now - that she will do well, and that at least two men will be seriously fighting over her.

Think you are right Damsella! - they have put more normal people in there to create some romance i think!

[Chocolate Lips]

Dawn - wow she is on a downer. Miserable cow.

[Jamtart]

Dawn is weird :loco:

[Helsbells]

Dawn - wow she is on a downer. Miserable cow.

that's putting it lightly!

[Chocolate Lips]

Have they met before????? That Dawn and Shahbaz greeted each other knowingly, as he asked her what she had done?

[Helsbells]

how innocent is he???

[Chocolate Lips]

eeewww that welsh kids belly button made my stomach turned.

[Jamtart]

ok now they must be mega ugly in North Wales if Glynn got 'sexiest life guard'... hes minging!!!

[Helsbells]

ok now they must be mega ugly in North Wales if Glynn got 'sexiest life guard'... hes minging!!!

that's what I thought

[Jamtart]

should be interesting with 2 welsh speakers... how much secret bitching is going to go on between those two!

[Chocolate Lips]

ok now they must be mega ugly in North Wales if Glynn got 'sexiest life guard'... hes minging!!!

Have you ever been to North Wales :happyno:

[seashell]

yes, not sure about her -v miserable.

I feel quite old, there's quite a few young-uns in there:lol: - Glynn seems okay (ish) but very young -

[Fantasseee]

i think im gonna love Dawn, she hates people and thinks life is shit. that should be excellent when people need pepping up :teehee:

[Chocolate Lips]

i think im gonna love Dawn, she hates people and thinks life is shit. that should be excellent when people need pepping up :teehee:

:teehee:

So far she seems very happy and friendly.

[Jamtart]

Have you ever been to North Wales :happyno:

No but I did have a fling with a guy from there... he was MUCH sexier than glynn :teehee:

[ms sweetcheeks]

Coor whta a bunch of weirdos- sooo desperate for fame:loco: :lol:

[Chocolate Lips]

No but I did have a fling with a guy from there... he was MUCH sexier than glynn :teehee:

Thats what you say :teehee:

[Jamtart]

Coor whta a bunch of weirdos- sooo desperate for fame:loco: :lol:

I know... I am loving it!!! :lol:

[Damsella]

Some of them will have met during the audition process, so that's where they know each other from.

I remember Jade and Kate had been in the same auditions.

[Jamtart]

Thats what you say :teehee:

He was... and he was 18 :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: (I was 25 :wink: )

[Helsbells]

Some of them will have met during the audition process, so that's where they know each other from.

I remember Jade and Kate had been in the same auditions.

yes and eugene and kinga knew each other from their auditions (god the things I remember!)

[Chocolate Lips]

Some of them will have met during the audition process, so that's where they know each other from.

I remember Jade and Kate had been in the same auditions.

Ah I see.

JT, you strumpet :brainache:

[August Girl]

I am loving Shabaz, he's fab

[Helsbells]

strumpet

o/t but that's one of my favourite words! it just sounds great

[Jamtart]

JT, you strumpet :brainache:

:teehee: :teehee:

[Damsella]

Gay demographic, INCOMING!!!!!!!

[Jamtart]

who does Richard look like?????? he looks familiar!

[Helsbells]

right that mikey guy hates: transsexuals, gay men and americans so what do put in there with him...:scratchchin:

[Jamtart]

I got it - BRUCE WILLIS!!!! :teehee:

[seashell]

OMG! - he is just sooooo camp!

[Chocolate Lips]

o/t but that's one of my favourite words! it just sounds great

:teehee: mine too. It makes me think of a buxom wench :teehee: (not that I am saying JT is a wench....:shock:)

[Chocolate Lips]

Richard looks like he might start singing 'Im too sexy' or 'Deeply Dippy'

[seashell]

who does Richard look like?????? he looks familiar!

Not right said fred - or am i completely on the wrong track:puzzled:

[Jamtart]

:teehee: mine too. It makes me think of a buxom wench :teehee: (not that I am saying JT is a wench....:shock:)

:yeahright:




:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jamtart]

Not right said fred - or am i completely on the wrong track:puzzled:

hmmm maybe... I thought Bruce Willis!

[Chocolate Lips]

Not right said fred - or am i completely on the wrong track:puzzled:

:teehee: See my post above yours, I just said the same thing!

[Helsbells]

up her own backside - grace that is - not any of you!!!

she was just boasting a little too much about her 'lifestyle'

[Jamtart]

posh bird to go with the posh bloke!

[seashell]

they have definatly gone for some more down to earth people this time (obviously not all of them!) - ie Grace seems okay too

[Chocolate Lips]

I thought she was quite nice.

[seashell]

Joanna, yes i just saw that! LOL

[Jamtart]

they have definatly gone for some more down to earth people this time (obviously not all of them!) - ie Grace seems okay too

But they might all turn into total weirdos in a few days/weeks :lol:

[Jamtart]

OMG Lisa bugs me already... she said 'Mint' that was enough... we have our 2nd chav biatch

[seashell]

But they might all turn into total weirdos in a few days/weeks :lol:

yes that's true -

This Lisa's a bit mad - so hyper, i think they have a good mix this year though!

[Jamtart]

she looks well rough...

[Chocolate Lips]

Yep shes a bit rough.

[Littlejojo]

where is that bonnie from

[Littlejojo]

i think they have a good mix too

[Jamtart]

O/T but OMG this has to be the fastest moving thread in Dams history... yet!!

[Jamtart]

I quite like the look of Sezar!

[Littlejojo]

there are quite a few nice looking guys in there,t he only one so far that isnt that nice is shabaz imo

[seashell]

He's nice! -

[Jamtart]

we have our eye-candy ladies!!!



(well if you compare him to the rest of them :teehee: )

[Littlejojo]

i think that Pete looks like Johnny Lee Miller

[Fantasseee]

very rich eye candy!

[Helsbells]

he even shaves his bum:booty:

[seashell]

sounded a bit stupid then as he walked in though!

[Littlejojo]

yes reckon he will turn into a bit of a knob, or maybe that was just his entrance

[Jamtart]

sounded a bit stupid then as he walked in though!

Yeah and looked a twat when he missed the door :lol:

[Chocolate Lips]

I am not too sure what I think of him to be honest. Hmmm.

Sorry got sidetracked. OH just phoned me from his video phone with his mates, as his mate has been travelling for 2 years and hasnt seen one! His mate so show me your tits, so I flashed him my cleavage :happyno:

[Littlejojo]

oh joanna you hussy

[Jamtart]

OMG she is annoying!

Nicky that is not you Jo

[Chocolate Lips]

he even shaves his bum:booty:

Good, I hate a hairy arse.

Eek Footballers Wives wannabee. How long till she is naked?

[Littlejojo]

nicky makes me laugh

[Helsbells]

Sorry got sidetracked. OH just phoned me from his video phone with his mates, as his mate has been travelling for 2 years and hasnt seen one! His mate so show me your tits, so I flashed him my cleavage :happyno:

:boobies: :teehee:

[Chocolate Lips]

oh joanna you hussy

:teehee: they loved it, they are all in the pub getting pissed!

[Fantasseee]

oh deary deary me

[Littlejojo]

sounds like you should go in the bb house joanna, lol

[seashell]

Joanna :teehee:

The last one's a bit blonde!!!!Nikki

[Jamtart]

OK now Nicky is pretty, she reminds me of Chealseaharvey - looks only tho! I bet Gem isn't annoying like her at all!

[Chocolate Lips]

sounds like you should go in the bb house joanna, lol

:teehee:


What the hell is she wearing!

[seashell]

I do think they have chosen a better lot than last year - definatly!

[Jamtart]

:teehee:


What the hell is she wearing!

she wants to be a bunny girl :teehee: and a footie wife!

[Littlejojo]

I do think they have chosen a better lot than last year - definatly!


i agree

[Jamtart]

Hands up who thinks Nicky has just totally ruined any chances of ever being a footballers wife :laff:

[Helsbells]

wonder who will win the golden ticket?

[Chocolate Lips]

Hands up who thinks Nicky has just totally ruined any chances of ever being a footballers wife :laff:

Me!

She is the Helen/Jade character isnt she?

[seashell]

not watching BB big mouth though (is that what its called?) i need to go and feed baby in a min - thats the trouble with BB now, you could be watching continually:lol:

[Jamtart]

She is the Helen/Jade character isnt she?

Yeah!!! they always have to have one of them now :teehee:

[Helsbells]

not watching BB big mouth though (is that what its called?) i need to go and feed baby in a min - thats the trouble with BB now, you could be watching continually:lol: I often (sadly) do... - i must get a life

[Chocolate Lips]

wonder who will win the golden ticket?

How many people are going to go out and buy tons in the hope of getting a ticket!

I have to go too, Isabel will need feeding in about 30 mins and I need to go and tidy up first and then I am going to go and get into bed and read the mags I havent started yet - damn BB :hissyfit:

[Jamtart]

O/T but Jo love your MSN message... I'll save you!!! not :teehee: you love it really!!

[seashell]

dont get me wrong, i would too if i had more time - i could turn tv on in bedroom but will wake baby ( i still havent got him in his own room yet LOL)

[Chocolate Lips]

O/T but Jo love your MSN message... I'll save you!!! not :teehee: you love it really!!

Damn damn damn

I will not get suckered into it. I will not :hissyfit::hissyfit::hissyfit::hissyfit::hissyfit: :hissyfit::hissyfit:

[seashell]

Do you think you'll watch it tomorrow Joanna?:lol:

[seashell]

I often (sadly) do... - i must get a life

I havent posted on Damsels as much as i have done on this forum - now doesnt that say - "seashell must get a life":lol:

[Jamtart]

I reckon she will :teehee:

[Chocolate Lips]

Do you think you'll watch it tomorrow Joanna?:lol:

Yes, because OH will want to see who is in the house - he is an addict.

Does anybody remember my birth story.....I was talking about Celebrity Big Brother and Michael Barrymore staying in when I was evicted - this was all at 10cms dilated when I was pushing :loco:

Oh fook, I have forgotten to make OHs lunch for tomorrow.

[mrsnozza]

Will read the whole thread in a minute, but need to get my thoughts down while they are fresh in my mind!

I really like Lisa and Shabaz. Grace I think is OK and Imogen is very pretty. Don't like Caesar, Nicky, Glynn or the Liverpudlian guy (whose name eludes me).

Mrs N x

[dora the ex...]

there are lots on here watchin it...i thought there was a celeb going in??

[ms sweetcheeks]

I often (sadly) do... - i must get a life Me too - wonder if it'll be possible with a baby..
Has to be dammit:lol:

[Helsbells]

I havent posted on Damsels as much as i have done on this forum - now doesnt that say - "seashell must get a life":lol:

:teehee::teehee::teehee: see you tomorrow night!

[seashell]

yeah, see you tomorrow night! oooh its friday, but no eviction - too early! - not as exciting though?:lol:

oh i am sad! - better go now, i am neglecting my son :lol:

[Chocolate Lips]

Oh forgot, wont be watching tomorrow night, as OHs mum is babysitting and we are going out for a meal :nod:

[Matilde]

Like the poshos, Imogen and welsh boy

really hating LISA AND PETE

[Fantasseee]

i wasn't watching when lisa was doing the VT thing, whats so dislikable about her?

[Henrietta Figg]

That knob with the hat reminds me of a modern day Norman Wisdom. Do you think that they would really send someone with Tourettes in? or is it part of his 'act'?


All the characters are pretty OTT in my opinion, there should be plenty of fireworks:nod: :nod: .

That one who wants to be a 'Footballers Wife' WTF!!!

I'm defintely avoiding KitKats for a few weeks now.:lol: :lol:

[Biba]

Not anymore, the last few have just been full of wannabees and weirdos. I preferred it when they were slightly more normal.

:agree:

OK for the record on first impressions which always change in the first week.

Bonnie :no:
Pete - I quite like him
George - He seems OK if a little posh
Shahbaz - Really annonying
Mikey - W@anker
Lea - 35?? Don't know about her but after all the reports I thought she would be really confident but she didn't look like that at all.
Imogen - seems really nice, :greeneyedsmiley:
Dawn - :loco: Umm if you don't like people then why are you in the house? And why is she hugging everyone and jumping up and down if she doesn't like them and doesn't want to make friends??
Glyn - Bless please do not feel the need to express yourself too much don't think I can cope with his naked body
Lisa - Quite like her i am sure she will liven things up but may get a bit annoying.
Sezer - Our eye candy I suppose quite like him too mighy get on my wick if he keeps going on about money and how well he has done but good on him.
Nikki - OK I guess OH said she does have a nice bum.
Grace - again OK will have to wait and see what she is like in the next few days.
Richard - Like him.

I think there are way too many people that said in their interview or audition tapes i am wonderful and people tell me I am types we will wait and see.

[seashell]

agree with a lot of what you said Biba

its on live now on E4

[August Girl]

That knob with the hat reminds me of a modern day Norman Wisdom. Do you think that they would really send someone with Tourettes in? or is it part of his 'act'?


He reminds me of a cross between Suggs from Madness and Lee Evans, both of which I hate, but he seemed quite likeable.:huh:

I think he really does have tourettes and he uses his 'act' to cope with it. It will be interesting to see how he gets on.

[Matilde]

i wasn't watching when lisa was doing the VT thing, whats so dislikable about her?
This facial expression for a start:

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/profiles/lisa_profile_185_194.jpg

and she describes herself as *I am crazy, me*.

:doh:

I already feel like slapping her in the face screaming

SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP

[Damsella]

Do you think that they would really send someone with Tourettes in? I don't see why they shouldn't.

[August Girl]

Ooh Matilde, that's an awful pic

[RedTiger]

:teehee: I'm watching it again just now just to make sure I didn't miss anything! Have only caught the end of it though. Overall I think they seem more normal than last year so hopefully it should be a good show this year.

seashell I used to have the tv on in my room to watch BB while Ryan was sleeping when he was a newborn :nod: