D'you think this wedding dress is a tad too risque?

[Damsella]

I'm tempted, but I'm not sure it will be warm enough for early May :scratchchin:


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/19/article-2089041-0F87C53200000578-602_306x495.jpg

[bluekat]

:teehee:

Someone, somewhere will be seriously considering it, however!

[Damsella]

Someone, somewhere will be seriously considering it, however!:nod: It's very Jodie Marsh!

[bluekat]

:nod: It's very Jodie Marsh!

Jodie would ask for it without the veil and perhaps a reduction in the cup size of the bra part.

[1980babe]

What does webgirl think?

[ChelseaHarvey]

Yu can't :happyno: it's the one I have chosen

[Sam]

Yu can't :happyno: it's the one I have chosen

:lol:

[stacey86]

:lol: Teamed with a pair of crotchless panties & nipple tassles & you will be well away!

[bubbasweet]

Definitely one for the maybe list, especially if you're having a mostly indoors sort of wedding. You could get this cape to keep you warm

http://i39.tinypic.com/v2qz4m.jpg

[bisy backson]

which bit of it qualifies it for 'dress' status???

[Adelelee]

I think you will look stunning:lol:

[Jubjub]

It's so pretty, and you wouldn't have to buy any bridal undies. I think erotic and parsimonious as what we all hope for when choosing our wedding dress.

[redhed]

I'm tempted, but I'm not sure it will be warm enough for early May :scratchchin:

It will be fine. All you need is one of those hot air heaters, and a hosepipe running from the heater, along the floor of the venue and discreetly up your dress. Problem solved. :thumb:

[Rosa]

I'm sure it would look lovely with some tights if you were feeling a bit nippy.

[Bettie May]

I'd go for a brown bikini underneath and theme my whole wedding around tea-bags. Earl grey perhaps for added class.

[Damsella]

Ooh girls, I'm getting tempted now! Especially with Red's built in central heating idea :scratchchin:

CH, I'll fight you for it! :punch:

[silverpod]

If you wanted to save a bit of money with the cape part, I shall save all the insides of my wine boxes and sew then together for you.

[Bettie May]

I like this one personally. A bit more flesh covered for that classic elegance.

http://davidbarrie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/18/stravinsky_cropped.jpg

[Damsella]

:laff: All she needs is a big loo roll to go under it!

[Tekkencat]

Ooh girls, I'm getting tempted now! Especially with Red's built in central heating idea :scratchchin:

CH, I'll fight you for it! :punch:

ooh make sure you have a Hollywood wax - dont want any stray hairs detracting from your dress

[parkejm]

I think you should go for it with a matching mankini for Mr Damz :nod:


Definitely one for the maybe list, especially if you're having a mostly indoors sort of wedding. You could get this cape to keep you warm

http://i39.tinypic.com/v2qz4m.jpg

You see I'd go for this one except for the fact that you can only wear it if you have no arms.

[Franny]

If I wore that, I think I'd scare small children:lol:

[Roseyposey]

Honestly, do these people not have pubic hair?

[Damsella]

I think you should go for it with a matching mankini for Mr Damz :nod:
Excellent idea! :thumb:

How about this one?

http://www.deadgoodundies.com/files/images/full/MS206169.jpg

[lazymummy]

It will be fine. All you need is one of those hot air heaters, and a hosepipe running from the heater, along the floor of the venue and discreetly up your dress. Problem solved. :thumb:

you can buy these ready made from medical suppliers http://www.dremed.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/1816

HTH :wink:

[parkejm]

It will be fine. All you need is one of those hot air heaters, and a hosepipe running from the heater, along the floor of the venue and discreetly up your dress. Problem solved. :thumb:

I think it's the 'up your dress' bit that is making me :brainache:

[donna-j]

Better order it quick before all the lurkers get one and it goes OOS.

[Tekkencat]

Better order it quick before all the lurkers get one and it goes OOS.

hell yeah :cute: (only joking peeps)

[~Twiggy~]

I like this one personally. A bit more flesh covered for that classic elegance.

http://davidbarrie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/18/stravinsky_cropped.jpg

Knitted Condom...

[Tekkencat]

Knitted Condom...

a ribbed one at that

[Inks]

It's a bit Flash Gordon! (The original 'dress' in this thread) but I suppose that would go down well if your future hubby grows a Ming The Merciless moustache? :thumb:

[~Twiggy~]

a ribbed one at that That had me in stitches... :lol: