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noo noo
22-04-2006, 09:52am
Ladies - I feel that Narcissa needs to come clean with regards to har cooking prowess with particular regards to her cake baking skills. She seems to be passing herself off on here as some sort of domestic goddess but I warn you that is not the case. In a previous life as Pinga nothing could be futher from the truth!

Pinga/Narcissa - I call upon you to reveal the toilet roll story to your fellow food and drink Damsles forthwith!
Narcissa Malfoy
22-04-2006, 10:01am
:happyno: :happyno: :laff: :laff:

LOL Noo Noo!!!!!! I have indeed come far since my days as Pinga - but bayjeeeeesus passing myself off as a Domestic Goddess?!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laff: :laff: :clap: :laff: :ellie:

That's a good one!!!! :laff: :laff: :clap:

All it was ladies, really was a wee (no pun intended!!!!!!! :laff: :laff: ) attempt from my good self to cover up a bit of a "delve" :laff: in the top of a cake.............................................. .................................


...........by using a few sheets of andrex's finest to make it level. :yes: :clap:

These were not seen as I iced over them! :clap: :yes: It looked nice! :ellie: Nice and level.

The intention was to take cake out of sight and remove few sheets of Andrex, cut cake and no-one would be any the wiser. :yes:

Aforemetioned cake was for MIL's birthday but after we had light and blew out the candle I needed to take my little one (who is now a teenager! :faint: ) upstairs to change her. I was going to take the cake in the kitchen afterwards.

However MIL cut it when I was upstairs. I came down to her trying to pull out the loo roll with the tip of the knife as though it was bloody used with a very unpleasant look on her face!!!! :laff: :laff: :laff: :clap:
Pancake01
22-04-2006, 10:11am
That is SO funny! I bet you've never lived that one down. :clap: :shock: :ellie: :laff:
Narcissa Malfoy
22-04-2006, 10:18am
That is SO funny! I bet you've never lived that one down. :clap: :shock: :ellie: :laff:

it was never mentioned again by mil................... :laff:

However..............certain persons delight in dragging it up at every opportunity!!!! :laff: :cakeslice: :cake: :laff:
August Girl
22-04-2006, 01:20pm
That's hilarious!! :laff:
bisy backson
22-04-2006, 02:43pm
omg, that's hysterical!

and to think i took your cupcake recipe seriously :booty:

no wonder they tasted like shit :wik:

(joking :flowers: )

that's the best story :laff: but toilet paper, WHY????

:drinkingbuddies:

bbxx
Chocolate Lips
22-04-2006, 04:39pm
:laff: Narcissa, thats an excellent story :laff:
Mad Madam Mim
22-04-2006, 09:19pm
That's brilliant :laff: :laff:
Narcissa Malfoy
23-04-2006, 03:02pm
:laff: but toilet paper, WHY????

:drinkingbuddies:

bbxx

In all honesty because I didn't have any kitchen roll left! :laff: I was intending to just use that! :laff: :clap: :yes: Same thing! :laff:
Narcissa Malfoy
23-04-2006, 03:03pm
omg, that's hysterical!

and to think i took your cupcake recipe seriously :booty:

no wonder they tasted like shit :wik:



:laff: :clap: To think I had you fooled!!!! :laff: :ellie:
*Fallen Angel*
23-04-2006, 09:23pm
That's so funny!!! :laff: