hands up then, who is suffering from.....

[bisy backson]

PILES? :booty:

(ok, ok, so it was just an excuse to use the bum smiley but still...)

tell me i'm not the only one who has to wear :pants: for the next 20 weeks or so :clap:

i'm sure i didn't get them this early on last time but omg, am i in pain already!! :laff:

i know, how about everyone with a sore :booty: puts :pants: in their sig? :clap: :clap:

bbxx

[Adelelee]

Errr no, sorry!!!!

Never got them last time and dont plan to this time either thank you very much :laff: :laff:

Though saying that have noticed I am a bit "bunged" up so may get some laxies before the piles start growing!!!!

[glitterygirl]

Nope! I appear to be pile free!! :laff:

( I have jinked my self now haven't I!!)

[Adelelee]

Just you then BB :booty: :booty:

[bisy backson]

ha! you may well laugh but you'll remember this when you're desparate for a poo the day after the birth and you're not sure whether to hold it in and risk your stomach exploding or go for it and risk your butt splitting in half along your stiches. mwah ahahahahahahahaha etc

i need to buy an extra ticket for mine on the train already :-( and no one cares...... :flu:

bbxx

[glitterygirl]

Ahhhh!!! :heartbeat:

[She Devil]

im not luckily but then again i dont when im pg :ellie:

[Adelelee]

ha! you may well laugh but you'll remember this when you're desparate for a poo the day after the birth and you're not sure whether to hold it in and risk your stomach exploding or go for it and risk your butt splitting in half along your stiches. mwah ahahahahahahahaha etc

i need to buy an extra ticket for mine on the train already :-( and no one cares...... :flu:

bbxx

:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: Awwwwww hunny I care lots about you and your piles :clap: :clap: , I just dont want them :wik:

[glitterygirl]

im not luckily but then again i dont when im pg :ellie:

Do you suffer with them when your not pg then! :laff:

[She Devil]

i suffered from them when i started usuing my slimming tablets after i had jack, its one of the side effects :doh: :roll:

[glitterygirl]

Don't think I have ever had them.

How do you know you have??

[She Devil]

trust me you will know when you do :laff:

the first time i didnt know because i only had a small symptom but every other time ive been in agony

[Crazyfool]

No sorry :hugs: but I am rather constipated more than usual. My friend is 32 weeks atm and she suggested fruit 'n'fibre or bran flakes..... I tried it yesterday and boy did it work :oops: :clap:

[Adelelee]

No sorry :hugs: but I am rather constipated more than usual. My friend is 32 weeks atm and she suggested fruit 'n'fibre or bran flakes..... I tried it yesterday and boy did it work :oops: :clap:


:booty: :booty: :booty: :booty:

CLEAR THE AREA :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

[Diddlum]

WHY am I reading this thread?!!!! :shock:

[August Girl]

WHY am I reading this thread?!!!! :shock:

Because you are nosey like me :yes:

My back end hasn't been right since i had Del and she's 8 months now :oops: Can't stand the thought of discussing my :booty: with the doctor though :no:

[Diddlum]

WHY am I reading this thread?!!!! :shock:

Because you are nosey like me :yes:

My back end hasn't been right since i had Del and she's 8 months now :oops: Can't stand the thought of discussing my :booty: with the doctor though :no:

Actually I must confess that mine hasn't either. It's got a lot better over the last month or so though, but I have no idea why! Could be because I've been eating LOADS of raisins. :)

[bisy backson]

:laff: glitterygirl - the day you have to stop wearing thongs you'll know.... :shock:

well i'm sure you'll all be terribly glad to know a couple of days of proctosedyl and i'm right as rain for the time being.

it was excrutiating getting the cream though - the bloody pharmacist asking at the top of her voice the exact nature of my complaint and could i describe in a bit more detail..... :sick:

ha ha! all the sore :booty: are coming out of the closet.... so to speak.....

wish you all better blossoms! moist toilet paper for everyone i think!

bbxx

[Crazyfool]

LOL this thread is making me laugh..... I dont know anywhere where people chat about bowel movements so freely :laff:

[Petrus]

I 'think' i had em after i had joshua :oops: had issues going IYKWIM but it became easier to go when he was about 11 weeks old and i'm all clear now!! :clap:

[*kate*]

One popped out with all the pushing when I had Josie.....but seems to have disappeared now.

Having never had Farmers/Rockfords :laff: before - can they do this, or will it reappear at an inopportune moment?

[Henrietta Figg]

:booty: :booty: Kate, they can pop in and out quite willy-nilly.:lol:

I dodn't 'open my bowels' until day 6 after the trauma of my daughters birth.:shock: I've never been the same since, hence my penchant for large comfy knickers!!:teehee: :oops: